The First Rule Of Programming - Technology Series - Unisex T-Shirt
The First Rule Of Programming - Technology Series - Unisex T-Shirt
It's taken hours, maybe days, and reams of code to get to this point -- it's working, don't touch it
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Product Details
Background Info
We've been there ourselves... It's a complex integration with another company's system, there's back and forth with the other developers, parameters in JSON format structured in this way and that way, and at some point you hit the test button and suddenly... It works... It's taken hours, maybe days, to get to this point. The headaches, the heartaches are over. It's working! Immediately you email the team, "It's working, nobody touch anything..." And you grab your bag and head home, a smug grin on your face.
Size Guide
Product measurements
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Length:
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
Width:
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Imperial Size Guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
Metric Size Guide
WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Material & Care
Material
Our unisex t-shirt is the go-to choice for those who appreciate a structured-fit shirt, made from a thick but breathable material. The 100% cotton fabric is super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion.
Relaxed Fit:
A looser fit that provides extra comfort and free movement.
Streetwear Look:
The t-shirt's heavyweight fabric gives it a structured look that's perfect for streetwear outfits.
Durable:
A long-lasting item that won't wear out quickly.
The Stats:
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Relaxed fit
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Signature twill label
- Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: This t-shirt undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight color variations.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Returns
ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
We can not accept returns or exchanges, so please ensure you carefully review all size guides, colors, designs, materials, care guidelines etc before placing an order. Please read our Refund/Exchange Policy here for full details.
FREE SHIPPING.
All products are shipped for free. All items are produced when an order is placed and as such delivery times can be in the region of 4-10 days. Please read our Shipping Policy here for full details.